Word limits are here to stay. Sadly, Jerri Blank wasn't.
Well it’s been about a month now since the great word limit protest, and little has changed. In fact, nothing has changed. In the world of Suite101, changes don’t come easy, I suppose.
For others, like Jerri Blank. It’s quite different. If you remember from one of her early adventures she speaks about the changes in her life:
“I’ve changed. People change. Changes… I'm not the same Jerri Blank who informed on those blind orphans. I'm not the same Jerri Blank who revealed the hiding place of those Guatemalans… such as yourself. And I’m not the same Jerri Blank who took a crap in the Fleishmann’s holly bushes… last night.”
This is what Jerri talks about when she decides not to rat out her locker mate, Kimberly, as a retard. Two seconds later, she changes her mind, declaring:
“Clearly she’s retarded. If she was’t, she would’t have been a suspect in the first place.”
I love that logic. So what have I learned from this experience and watching many hours of Strangers with Candy? Exploit the system for all it’s worth. Undermine it, because fighting it in any other way will get you nowhere.
When in doubt, just ramble. It doesn’t not not matter if you make sense, because if you don’t make sense to someone, that just means they’re not on the same level as you. Whether they have to move up or down on a brain scale to get to that level is irrelevant. Just remember: the retarded just want cake.
